Terms and Conditions.

1: Please do not buy these things if you are a kitten.  They will only confuse you.
2: We'll do our best to post things out to you within a couple of days of receiving your order.  Sometimes it might take us a little longer if we've run out of stuff and we need to make some more.  We'll let you know if this is the case.
3: None of these products are edible, unless you want a bad tummy or aren't worried about choking.  We don't in any way condone using woolen toys as a method of committing suicide.  You've been told.
4: If your product doesn't arrive in a sensible time or if it is mauled by a vicious lynx on its way to you, let us know.  We won't hate you.
5: If for any reason, you are not satisfied with the product you receive, I will cry.
6: We won't pass on your details to anyone else, even at gunpoint.
7: Well, when we say we, we mean Howard and sometimes Robin.  We're really not that important, so bear with me/us if something goes horribly wrong.  It's probably our fault.
8: If you can think of something we forgot to put onto the terms and conditions, please tell us.  Um, Howard.
9: We love you.
10: Can I go now, please?  Robin made me a cup of tea and it looks very nice.